I was driving down the boulevard feeling real mean
When my eyes saw her, I knew I'd finally found my dream.
Looked her over from the bottom looked her over from the top.
My hands got sweaty, made my heart almost stop.
I knew in my heart, Oh lord I knew in my jeans,
She had the fattest damn legs that I'd ever seem.

So I had to go on over and say "Lady I'm here".
I could take you to heaven,
But let's get one thing clear.
I wanna put you in my car I want to take you home.
I wanna be together you should never be alone.
I knew in my heart and I knew in my jeans,
She had the fattest damn legs that I'd ever seen

Fat legs, I like the way they walk,
Fat Legs, I like the way they talk.
Oh baby you are always on my mind,
I'll be lovin' you forever,
I would gladly spend my time.
I knew in my heart and I knew Oh lord I knew in my jeans,
She had the fattest damn legs that I'd ever seen.

Now all good things must come to an end.
She got that far away look and her legs got thin.
Her thighs stopped rubbin', and her knees popped out.
The way that she was lookin' I was really headed out.
I said I need some Fat Legs, I gotta find me some more.
So I grabbed my coat and I headed for the door.

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